Student Funny SMS

Page No. 5


Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai 

Ke wo ghar ke sab 

. 

Chappal 

Wiper 

Jharu 

Belts 

Wires 

Bat 

and 

Channels 

. 

Chupa lain 

. 

Kionky result any mai sirf 2 noise rah gaye 

Ques: University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain? 

. 

Ans: Sirf 4 

. 

1-Mairi wali 

2-Tairi wali 

3-Mairi bhabhi 

4-Tairi bhabhi 

Tallness of HONESTY… . 

"Sitting in Examination Hall 

Opening the chit 

Remembering the appropriate responses 

What's more, 

At that point composing without seeing chit" 

Instructor: Es Mohawary ko estimal karo "Mun mai Pani aana" 

. 

Sardar Student: Jaise hello mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke chalo kia, minor mun mai pani aagia" 

Understudies were made a request to compose a "Sign Board" for activity for University door; 

. 

They stated: "Drive precisely, don't execute the understudies, sit tight for the instructors" 

Instructor: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) standard kion betaya jata hai?? 

. 

Understudy: Last cautioning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja… . 

Kid and young lady went out on the town 

. 

Baap ki call ayi: Beta kahan ho? 

Beta: Practical kar raha hon 

Baap: Dehan se down to earth karna kahin Exam se pahly na result aa jaye 

Educator: Tum late kion yes ho? 

Understudy: Sir! Ammi abbu lar rahay tay eslie 

Educator: Ammi Abbu lar rahy tay tu tum kion late yes?? 

Understudy: Maira 1 joota ammi ke pas tha owr 1 abbu ke pas 

"New Exam Song" 

. 

Tu paper karti hai 

Tu result se kion darti hai 

Ek bar mujhe batla de tu 

Tu tricking kion nahi karti hai 

Kia hota hai paper mai 

Paper ka laga wear dhair 

Mai ward kardon paperon ki 

Ju tu ho jaye mairi 

Child: Papa Good News hai 

Father: Kia? 

Child: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy? 

Father: Han 

Child: Apke 5000 bach gaye

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