Student Funny SMS

Student Funny SMS


The most clever circumstance in understudy's life: 

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When we have no clue what to write in paper and chief comes and say "twist up your papers" 

Instructor: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I slaughtered a man" 

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Understudy: The Future tense is "You will go to a prison" 

Three motivations to give Exams 

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1-You can burn through 3 hours in self-medicine 

2-You can finish your rest 

3-You can see your instructor being bore who regularly exhausts you 

1 understudy ne MBA ka shape bharty howe "Gatekeeper" se pocha: 

Janab ye college kaisi hai? 

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Guard: Boht achi college hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai. 

A fascinating articulation composed above divider check in Examination Hall 

. 

"Time will pass, But will you… … .??" 

"The life is so short even to finish your rest, I think about how individuals find to contemplate" 

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(William kaamchor ) 

Father to child: How did you compose your exam? 

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Child: They had made inquiries which I didn't have even an inkling, so I composed answer which they won't know 

Educator: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai? 

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Understudy: JAWANI mai versatile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke 

"A large number of expressions of an educator don't hurt however quiet of a companion in examination corridor brings attacks eyes" 

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(William Cheater) 

Miss: Aaj tum late kion yes ho? School 7 baje shuru hota feed, itni dair kion ki? 

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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar tangle kia karain, lo

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