Student Funny SMS


Page No. 2
Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?

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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

A Sardar was commending the birthday of his child following 6 months

Individuals asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?

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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester framework hai

Agar Question paper extreme lagy

Ya samaj mai affirmative tu

Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:

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"Kameeno come up short howdy karna hai tu exam kion common people ho… "

Tallness of HOPE:

Sitting in Examination lobby

Holding paper close by

What's more, saying to yourself

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"Try not to stress man, Exam will be put off"

Educator: Did u make this sonnet yourself??

Understudy: Yes Sir !

Educator: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

Little kid: Dad would you be able to write in dim??

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Father: Yes I can do however what do you need me to compose?

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Little kid: You name on my "result card"

Child: Dad why did you put your thumb impact on my Result Card rather than Sign?

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Father: I would prefer not to amaze your educator to surmise that anybody with your imprints can have father who can read and right

Father: Why have you got less stamps in History Paper"

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Child: It is not my blame, they made inquiries which had occurred before I was conceived.

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai come up short hogaye !!

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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood standard tay, owr sood haram hai !

TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston

Kionke

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Khota 30.000 ka

Owr

Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai

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