Student Funny SMS

Page No. 3

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo, 

wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum.. 

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Child: Usi ko tu dekhta tha, 

tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai 

Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye 

Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye 

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Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne 

Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye 

Stature of Innocence 

Kid (on telephone): Madam, My child won't come to class today ! 

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Madam: Who are you? 

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Kid: My Papa Speaking !! 

Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta?? 

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Beta: Maa parh raha hon 

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Maa: Very great beta, kia parh rahy ho?? 

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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !! 

Instructor to Student: Art ki duplicate mai prepare banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon 

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10 mint baad 

Educator: Train dikhawo 

Understudies: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hey chali gayi 

1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha 

Us ne har sawal key nechy 

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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia 

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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain 

Address ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia 

Instructor: Yai kion uth kar chala gia? 

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Understudies: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai 

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola : 

Baita Tum boht Parhogay 

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Kid: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga  

1 bacha ghar se maar kha kar gusse mai School ja raha tha 

Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Beta parhtay ho? 

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Bacha: Nahi, Uniform pehn kar mujra karne jata hon 

Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona howdy likha tha 

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Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

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