Student Funny SMS

Page No. 7

Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye? 

Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10 

Aglay racket kehta hai 5+5 = 10 

Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10 

Wo khud befuddle hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy 

Why understudy come up short "CA Exam"? 

Since 

Address: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain 

Understudy: Six 

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Analyst: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hello there ball 6 bar phainki jati hai 

Building understudy in Maths Class 

Understudy: Why do we take in this? 

Instructor: To Save Lives 

Understudy: But How? 

Instructor: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College 

Address: What are the most effective 3 words other than "I Love You" 

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Ans: RESULT AA GIA 

These three words can smash stunning universe of Smiling Face Person 

Companions! Mai apna portable band kar raha hon, 

kionke Exam qareeb hai 

also, I need to buckle down 

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It would be ideal if you Contact me after 

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15 minutes 

Tab tak contemplate ka bhoot utar gia hoga 

Understudies ki 7 Nishaniyan 

1-Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna 

2-Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath Parhunga" 

3-Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad portable ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya 

4-Group think about mai bar kahna ke "Agar stomach muscle kesi ne chawal mari tu aggregate se bahir" 

5-Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena 

6-Har Lecture ke End mai sath grain larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala address hai" 

7-Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi 

Ek understudy Exam corridor mai Paper standard apna Panja Bana raha tha 

Analyst: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka chart wala koi Question nahi 

Understudy: Mai Paper Banany Waly standard 

Laanat bhaij raha hon 

Fizawon mai goonj rahi hai awazien RATTAY marny ki FARAZ 

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Lagta hai NALAYAQON ke Exam sharpen waly hain 

Punch Question Paper ho Out of Control 

Answer sheet ko kar ky Fold 

Answer Sheet ko kar ky Fold 

Plane bana ke bol 

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ALL IS FAIL 

Pas Jany ka sawal greetings paida nahi hota "Faraz" 

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Punch entryway se dekh leta hon ke books hain

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