Student Funny SMS

Page No. 8

An adorable Sentence Written by a child on his MATHS Book 

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"Dear Maths! It would be ideal if you grow up and Solve your issues yourself" 

On the off chance that you ever miss 

Sweet recollections of College Days 

Your Class 

Your Friends 

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Simply open your "Check SHEET" 

Sara Nasha Utar Jayega 

My evenings are going restless 

My warms beats increments 

My days are going Useless 

I am getting to be plainly Speechless 

. 

. 

So I asked my heart 

"Is it adore ?" 

It said 

"Nahi Beta Paper agaye" 

An understudy was resting in class, Teacher asked him: Who developed Steam Engine? 

Understudy all of a sudden stated: What Sir?? 

Educator: Yes Correct.. It's James Watt 

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Moral: "Rest Improves General Knowledge 

4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS: 

1-Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy 

2-Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har educator tumhy yad rakhy ga 

3-Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai 

4-Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain 

Understudy Poetry 

"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti roughage" 

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"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li roughage" 

Specialist Operation ke baad 

OWR understudy exam ke baad 

Ek greetings baat karty hain 

. 

"We have attempted our best 

We can't state anything at this moment 

Aap dua karain" 

Educator Students Se: 

"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho 

. 

Thori dair baad ek understudy ne uth kar Pucha: 

"Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?" 

Ek understudy dosre se: 

Yaar aj koi esa kaam karty jo pehle kabhi nahi kia ho 

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Dosra Student: Teekh hai, thori si parhayi kar common people hain

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