Student Funny SMS

Page No. 6

Law of Conservation of Knowledge 

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"Regardless of to what extent the Lecture is, the information prior and then afterward Lecture continues as before 

Ques: What is basic in Air and Students? 

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Reply: Both turn the pages of book without perusing 

Some of the time It is ideal to bunk off a class and appreciate with companions 

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Since today when I think back, 

My imprints never makes me giggle But these recollections do! 

Address: What is the name of that exclusive book which is enjoyed by practically every understudy? 

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Ans: FACEBOOK 

An exceptionally philosophical explanation: 

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"When I go gaga for my books 

My bed begins to look all starry eyed at me" 

1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi 

"ZARA TOUCH ME touch me.." 

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Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola 

"Hemmat hai tu agay ga kar dikhawo" 

In a test an understudy left the page clear 

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What's more, composed at the base of the page 

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Committed To My Memory 

Which right now Passed away" 

Father: Beta outcome ka kia howa? 

Child: Dad 1 Good News feed owr 1 Bad News 

Father: Good News batawo 

Child: Mai pass hogia hon 

Father: Excellent, abdominal muscle Bad News batawo 

Child: Good News galat hai. 

Ques: 3 Idiots motion picture se kia Sabaq melta hai? 

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Ans: Engineering parh ke bhi 

Medicinal ki bachi patayi ja sakti hai 

Parhayi 2 tara se ho sakti hai 

1-Shoq Se 

2-Dar Se 

Standard shoq tu hamain hai nahi 

Owr Dar hamain kesi ke baap se bhi nahi

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