Student Funny SMS

Page No. 4

2 understudies raat mai parhty howy 

first: what's the time? 

second ne pathar utha kar samny ghar standard mara 

1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen 

Educator to understudy: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy understudy kion ho? 

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Understudy: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia 

Child: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai first division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga? 

Father: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga 

Child: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia 

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay? 

Child: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha 

Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi 

Child: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata howdy nai chala 

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon? 

Miss: So Sweet 

Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai 

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain 

Child: Don't stress father, 100 % lunga 

Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai 

Child: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha 

In Biology Practical 

Analyst: Tell the name of this winged animal by just observing it LEGS 

Understudies: I can't state 

Analyst: You are FAIL, What is your name? 

Understudy: See my legs and tell my name 

Educator: Which one is more imperative for us, Son or Moon? 

Understudy: Ofcourse Moon 

Educator: Why?? 

Understudies: The moon gives us light in night when we require it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we needn't bother with it 

A kid and a young lady of class 2 solicited instructor: Sir Can kids from our age have children?? 

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Educator: No Never! 

Kid: See I had let you know not to stress 

Educator: Bejli kahan sai ati hai? 

Understudy: Maire mamo ky ghar sai 

Educator: Wo kaise?? 

Understudy: Jab bhi light Jati hai, maire abbu kahty hain "Saalon ne phir bejli band kardi"

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