Urdu Funny SMS

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Educator: Tum late kion yes ho? 

Understudy: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie 

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late yes 

Understudy: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas 

Kid 1: Larkion ko "I adore you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai? 

Kid 2: Daata Darbar 

Kid 1: Kion ?? 

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Kid 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti 

Specialist owr Allah ko khabi naraz tangle karna 

Kionke poke Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai 

Owr poke Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai 

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha 

"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai" 

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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" 

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Admi bola: Lo stomach muscle insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta 

Spouse to wife: Did you have any beau before our marriage? 

Spouse stayed quiet for quite a while… 

Spouse: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon?? 

Spouse: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:) 

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty fundamental larkay chairty hain 

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DADI:Bahany tangle banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta 

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 

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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 

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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain? 

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee minor lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye 

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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta 

Young lady: Doctor sahib mairy beau ko andar bhula lejeye 

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Specialist: Trust me mai shareef admi ho… . 

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Young lady: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurture bahir akeli hai, owr maira beau shareef nahi hai 

Specialist: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain 

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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha damage tu nahi jayega??

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