Urdu Funny SMS

Page No. 2

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, 

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unho ney faisla kia ke murmur phir drya kinare milangay, 

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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi? 

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Dadi sharmaty howe boli: 

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Ammi ne jane nai diya 

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain 

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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar damage deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain 

Young lady to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis standard lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ? 

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Businessperson: Haan hai 

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Young lady: Acha 7 cards dena 

Spouse: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai 

Spouse: Tumhe kaisy pata chala? 

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Spouse: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi 

1 Film ky Poster standard kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster slack gia 

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Blurb Phat gia owr likhayi blend ho gayi 

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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay 

Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga 

Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full activity ke sath 

Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai 

Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar 

Sawab-e-darain hasil karain 

Shadi ki raat Husband befuddle hogia 

Ke bewi se kia bolon!! 

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Akhir wo bola 

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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai, 

Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho?? 

A man thought about the undertaking of her significant other with a kid 

He chose to execute himself and his significant other 

Apny kaan standard gun lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola 

"Tu khush tangle ho, agla number taira hai" 

1 bacha khait principle aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha 

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boht thak gia tu bola: 

"aap ne yai sab zameen principle dabaye he kion thay?" 

Spouse: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa 

Spouse: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda? 

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Spouse: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai greetings mel gayi 

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi standard Sardar Jee nahi yes, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai 

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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura greetings sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

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