Urdu Funny SMS

Page No. 3

Educator: Bijli kahan se ati hai?? 

Understudy: Mairy mamo ke ghar se 

Educator: Wo kaisy? 

Understudy: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy daddy kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi" 

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy entryway ka nazar nahi ata ! 

Specialist: Asman standard dekho, wo kia hai?? 

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Mareez: Chand 

Specialist: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega?? 

Stature of Doubt 

Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga 

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Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai?? 

Devdas of 2011 

Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do 

Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do 

Doston Ne kaha versatile se adjust churana chor do 

Paro Ne kaha tum fizzle hogaye ho mujhe chor do 

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Owr 

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Ek clamor ayega punch sweetheart ky bachy bolenge 

Mamo stomach muscle tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do 

Spouse (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon.. 

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Spouse: Tumhe kaise pata chala?? 

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Spouse: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain. 

Address: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay standard kion bethaya jata hai?? 

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Reply: Last cautioning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja 

Baap ne baity se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari instructor ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai......" 

Baita:"aap straight fikar rahain, fundamental ammi ko nahi bataon ga :) 

Instructor: Your Son is insightful But Spends a great deal of Time Thinking About Girls 

Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem 

Amusing however Meaningful 

Instructor: Beta Tumhary Abbu kia karty hain?? 

Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain 

Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha 

"kia mai apke portable se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?" 

Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise wear? 

Shetan bola:No charge, since damnation to hellfire is free

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