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Urdu Funny SMS

Page No. 3 Educator: Bijli kahan se ati hai??  Understudy: Mairy mamo ke ghar se  Educator: Wo kaisy?  Understudy: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy daddy kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"  Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy entryway ka nazar nahi ata !  Specialist: Asman standard dekho, wo kia hai??  .  Mareez: Chand  Specialist: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??  Stature of Doubt  Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga  .  Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??  Devdas of 2011  Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do  Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do  Doston Ne kaha versatile se adjust churana chor do  Paro Ne kaha tum fizzle hogaye ho mujhe chor do  .  Owr  .  Ek clamor ayega punch sweetheart ky bachy bolenge  Mamo stomach muscle tu hamari Ammi ka peecha c...
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Urdu Funny SMS

Page No. 2 Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,  .  unho ney faisla kia ke murmur phir drya kinare milangay,  .  dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?  .  Dadi sharmaty howe boli:  .  Ammi ne jane nai diya  Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain  .  Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar damage deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain  Young lady to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis standard lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?  .  Businessperson: Haan hai  .  Young lady: Acha 7 cards dena  Spouse: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai  Spouse: Tumhe kaisy...
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Urdu Funny SMS

Page No. 1 Educator: Tum late kion yes ho?  Understudy: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie  Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late yes  Understudy: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas  Kid 1: Larkion ko "I adore you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?  Kid 2: Daata Darbar  Kid 1: Kion ??  .  Kid 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti  Specialist owr Allah ko khabi naraz tangle karna  Kionke poke Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai  Owr poke Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai  Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha  "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"  .  Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"  .  Admi bola: Lo stomach muscle insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta  Spouse to wife: Did you have any beau before our marriage?  Spouse stayed...
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Student Funny SMS

Page No. 8 An adorable Sentence Written by a child on his MATHS Book  .  "Dear Maths! It would be ideal if you grow up and Solve your issues yourself"  On the off chance that you ever miss  Sweet recollections of College Days  Your Class  Your Friends  .  Simply open your "Check SHEET"  Sara Nasha Utar Jayega  My evenings are going restless  My warms beats increments  My days are going Useless  I am getting to be plainly Speechless  .  .  So I asked my heart  "Is it adore ?"  It said  "Nahi Beta Paper agaye"  An understudy was resting in class, Teacher asked him: Who developed Steam Engine?  Understudy all of a sudden stated: What Sir??  Educator: Yes Correct.. It's James Watt  .  Moral: "Rest Improves General Knowledge  4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:...
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Page No. 7 Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye?  Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10  Aglay racket kehta hai 5+5 = 10  Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10  Wo khud befuddle hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy  Why understudy come up short "CA Exam"?  Since  Address: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain  Understudy: Six  .  Analyst: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hello there ball 6 bar phainki jati hai  Building understudy in Maths Class  Understudy: Why do we take in this?  Instructor: To Save Lives  Understudy: But How?  Instructor: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College  Address: What are the most effective 3 words other than "I Love You"  .  .  .  Ans: RESULT AA GIA  These three words can smash stunning universe of Smiling Face Person  Companions! Mai apna portable band kar raha ho...
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Page No. 6 Law of Conservation of Knowledge  .  "Regardless of to what extent the Lecture is, the information prior and then afterward Lecture continues as before  Ques: What is basic in Air and Students?  .  Reply: Both turn the pages of book without perusing  Some of the time It is ideal to bunk off a class and appreciate with companions  .  Since today when I think back,  My imprints never makes me giggle But these recollections do!  Address: What is the name of that exclusive book which is enjoyed by practically every understudy?  .  Ans: FACEBOOK  An exceptionally philosophical explanation:  .  "When I go gaga for my books  My bed begins to look all starry eyed at me"  1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi  "ZARA TOUCH ME touch me.."  .  Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola  "Hemmat hai tu a...
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Page No. 5 Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai  Ke wo ghar ke sab  .  Chappal  Wiper  Jharu  Belts  Wires  Bat  and  Channels  .  Chupa lain  .  Kionky result any mai sirf 2 noise rah gaye  Ques: University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain?  .  Ans: Sirf 4  .  1-Mairi wali  2-Tairi wali  3-Mairi bhabhi  4-Tairi bhabhi  Tallness of HONESTY… .  "Sitting in Examination Hall  Opening the chit  Remembering the appropriate responses  What's more,  At that point composing without seeing chit"  Instructor: Es Mohawary ko estimal karo "Mun mai Pani aana"  .  Sardar Student: Jaise hello mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke chalo kia, minor mun mai pani aagia"  Understudies were made a request to com...
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